A Day in the Life (of a Cat)

Guest writer: Harley (no last name like Madonna)

hello, internets! meow! i've decided to hijack my mom's aluminum typing box since she's disappeared yet again today. wonder what all the fuss is about... she spends so much time on this thing i'm beginning to feel neglected. my ears fold back just thinking about it.

i've spent most of the morning watching birdies land on our balcony. i wanna get them! but there is a hard and transparent barrier keeping me from my attack. one day, birdies... one day.

so........ my big tummy is grumbling already and i know i gotta long way to go till dinner. mom says she has to go to "wurk" (sp?) in order to get moneys for my food, whatever that means. all i know is she's got an endless supply of nums behind those doors in the kitchen. when she's gone i try to open them with my fingernails but the difficulty level is still too great. practice i say... practice.

i don't know what was up with me yesterday but i had the pukes. i don't think mom was happy when she woke up and saw the mess i made on her carpet. probably because she had to get the puke spray and sucking machine out. but she always asks me if i'm ok and rubs my head. i luv it.

oh but she started this thing where she has taken the paper roll in the room with the spraying water and put it up where i can't reach it. i have to get it back! i need to have it! i could still be sneaky enough to get in there and have some if she forgets to close the door, but it makes her really mad when i drag it all over the floor. i don't care if it makes me puke it tastes so good!

brb i have the sudden urge to lick my paw.

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k i'm back.

so i was in the litter box the other day with a puzzle book when i remembered that today i was going to nap on the big rug in the sun instead of on the couch. so i did that. i had one of those cat nap dreams where i felt like i was falling until finally i landed in a pile of cat chow. so when i woke up i went to check my dish but it was still empty. so i got a drink instead.

internets, i shall return with more news tomorrow. i have to do my daily stretching exercises before i forget and my legs get stiff......... you know how it goes. meow....................... i'm out!